I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but they really can’t see a thing. You would feel completely exposed to the neighborhood as if you were in a box of clear glass.
#satan builds a bathroom
I’m sorry but who else would go in there and just people-watch?
imagine fucking in here
I’d totally fuck in there
but people who get all ‘think of the children!’ when you mention putting queer characters in kids shows piss me off so much
because I am thinking of the children
the queer children who are living in a world that tells them they are wrong at every turn, that denies their existence and refuses to allow them a happy ending
I’m thinking of those children
WHEN GIRLS ARE LIKE “I HATE LESBIANS BUT I DON’T MIND GAY MEN” YEAH WELL I HATE VIOLENCE BUT I DON’T MIND PUNCHING YOU
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
Via Satan's Blood
For years there’s been rainstorms obstructing the clarity of Deadpool’s sexuality but last night the skies cleared when current author Gerry Duggan confirmed Deadpool’s pansexuality on twitter.
i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.