TheTruthWillSetYouFreeForeverYouAndMe.

  • baby: m-mm ma... m
  • magneto: mommy?
  • baby: mutant supremacy
  • magneto: good
Via I've got red in my ledger.


pokemonhybrid:

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

Or bite

Via Just another blog on the internet

(Source: cocaineteas)



vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.



because-chris-evans:

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this is so fucking important do you hear me

(Source: bealeeve-me)


Via Blooming Rose


amazed:

I follow back everyone!



(Source: weheartit.com)



drthvader:

Day 12 of The Star Wars Challenge: Best Scene in Attack of the Clones

Dooku: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you.
Yoda: Much to learn, you still have.

Via I've fallen and I can't beam up


ericscissorhands:

"You know, the three of us have been living on the edge way too long. When we’re not running from the police, we’re fending off some costumed whack-job. Gotham is worse than ever. That gives us a choice — we can get out, or band together.” - Catwoman


Via T A I N T




Buffy Meme | Six Episodes (3/6)


Via Five by Five

reblog this if you’re a lesbian so i can introduce myself.

Via Procrastination is my motivation

agelfeygelach:

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

human, open up the Grubhub app! 




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